Jonathon's older brother, Lawrence, is having another baby. By the same girl that the first one was by...only they aren't actually together anymore...haven't been for 3 years...
And umm, yeah you read that right.
To be really clear on the stupidity of this. They broke up 3 years ago because Ashley found out he was sleeping around. So by all means, when they're just fuck buddies I'm sure he's being totally monogamous, right? And obviously practicing safe sex with other girls? Of course I'm sure she's no better with the safe sex thing. Obviously they are both too stupid to reproduce.
To add to my irritation about the pregnancy, she found out at the same time as the pregnancy that she has ovarian cancer (I will guess HPV, but my sister found this all out not me so no idea) and has chosen to keep the baby and not treat the cancer. This already resulted in losing one baby because she was pregnant with twins. And a whole host of complications for the other baby. She's due in May but they'll be doing a C-section in April because of the complications. So basically she chose (and everyone in both families is ecstatic about this choice) to risk dying because she's gone 9 months without treatment for CANCER, and have this baby and risk very likely leaving not only this baby but her 5 year old daughter motherless. Which I'm sorry but this is the most selfish decision I can conceive of.
She's having a baby shower. I fortunately shouldn't have to actually attend since my mom works and I won't go with my sister and Marisa because then if I have a panic attack I'm stuck there. Also don't want to go. The only time Lawrence and Ashley know my mom and I exist is when it's time to buy their kid or now kids gifts. I am sending a gift though. Which is my current crochet project...and one I'm using mostly yarn I have at home for, because I refuse to spend a fortune on a baby shower for a pregnancy I don't approve of in any way shape or form.
What I'm doing, is making a "one week set" of booties, bibs, and hats. All in newborn to 3 months. It'll be one set matching hat, bib, and booties for each day of the week. Each day will be a different color with white accent. The bib will also have the day embroidered on it and each hat will be slightly different. one with the long tail like I did for Lorraine, one with puppy ears, one with the rounded ears like hello kitty, one with stripes, one with a cable knit type edge, one little tassle on top, one with goofy eyes.
And for the part of this plan my mom hates. I'm doing mostly non traditional colors.
So far I have:
Lime Green
Red
Buttercup Yellow (I know traditional, but I have it at home and again don't want to buy a ton of yarn)
Grey
Ocean (it's a super deep bluish green...totally not a traditional baby blue shade)
Brown (
lunabee34, knew I'd find a use for the leftover yarn from your stuff.)
and I'm totally stuck on color number 7. I know I don't have it, unless I freak everyone the hell out and use hot pink or grape. I actually do have a really deep purple that I would totally put on a boy but I know they'd all think it's a girl color and I don't want to waste time making something they definitely won't use.
Any suggestions for color 7? Orange is out because when I needed it for the angry birds hat all I could find was wool and that's just kinda stupid for a bib. plus baby's due in April so a bit warm for wool.
So far the only suggestion is from my mom with a really bright blue or teal color.
My only conditions are it has to be non traditional or as non traditional as possible and it has to come in cotton or cotton blend but that last part is pretty much my problem not yours. ;)